Haircut Season

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When Asian parents see your hair growing like a weed and they lose their mind because it's time for your hair to die.

My mom called me at 3 AM screaming about my hair looking like a lion's mane.

Dad said my hair was 'too long for a human being' and forced me to sit in a barber chair.

I got in trouble at school because my hair was 'disturbing the peace' according to my mom.

The moment your parents think your hair is a crime and they drag you to a barber to get it chopped off like a criminal.

My dad said my hair was 'a disgrace to the family name' and dragged me to the nearest barber.

I got a haircut so bad it looked like a dog got into my hair.

My mom cried when she saw my hair because it was 'too wild for a boy'.

When your hair is so long it looks like a jungle and your parents decide it's time to cut it off like it's a war crime.

My hair was so long my mom said it was 'a curse from the heavens' and forced me to get a haircut.

I got a haircut so short I looked like a football player who just got hit by a truck.

My dad said my hair was 'too long for a human being' and gave me a haircut that looked like a dog got into my head.