hairbrush harlot - a person who has no life and uses a hairbrush as their main

a person who has no life and uses a hairbrush as their main love interest, and lies like a broken toaster.

Text: 'I was just brushing my hair, not being a hairbrush harlot.'

Tweet: 'Hairbrush is my only friend. I'm a hairbrush harlot.'

DM: 'You think I’m a hairbrush harlot? I’m a hairbrush god.'