hairbrush harlot

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a person who treats a hairbrush like it's a lover and lies through their teeth to hide how bad they are at pretending they aren't a complete idiot.

DM: 'I was just fixing my hair, not cheating on you with a hairbrush.'

Tweet: 'Hairbrush? That’s not a toy, that’s my soul.'

Text: 'If I used a hairbrush, I’d be a hairbrush harlot. You’re just a hairbrush hussy.'

someone who thinks a hairbrush is the best thing since sliced bread and lies so much it makes a dog look honest.

Text: 'I was just using the hairbrush. Not flirting with it. Not making out with it.'

Tweet: 'Hairbrush: 10/10. My life: 0/10.'

DM: 'You think I’m a hairbrush harlot? I’m a hairbrush queen.'

a person who has no life and uses a hairbrush as their main love interest, and lies like a broken toaster.

Text: 'I was just brushing my hair, not being a hairbrush harlot.'

Tweet: 'Hairbrush is my only friend. I'm a hairbrush harlot.'

DM: 'You think I’m a hairbrush harlot? I’m a hairbrush god.'