Hairatarian
A hairatarian is someone who would eat a hair if it came with a free drink. They’re like the foodies of the hair world.
My friend said she’s a hairatarian. I asked if she’d eat a hair with a soda. She said yes.
At the party, the hairatarian guy ate a hair in front of everyone. It was wild.
I told my teacher I’m a hairatarian. She said I’d get detention if I ate a hair in class.