Hairatarian

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A hairatarian is a freak who lives off of hair. They don’t eat food, they eat strands like it’s going out of style.

@hairatarian123 I saw you eating a hair on the bus. Are you serious?

My brother’s a hairatarian. He chews hair like it’s bubblegum.

Just found out my dog is a hairatarian. He eats my hair every night before bed.

A hairatarian is someone who would eat a hair if it came with a free drink. They’re like the foodies of the hair world.

My friend said she’s a hairatarian. I asked if she’d eat a hair with a soda. She said yes.

At the party, the hairatarian guy ate a hair in front of everyone. It was wild.

I told my teacher I’m a hairatarian. She said I’d get detention if I ate a hair in class.

A hairatarian is someone who thinks hair is the best snack. They’d rather eat hair than eat a sandwich.

My cousin’s a hairatarian. He eats hair like it’s potato chips.

At the gym, I saw a guy eating hair. He’s a hairatarian.

My mom said I’m a hairatarian because I eat hair when I’m bored.

A hairatarian is someone who would eat a hair if it was the last thing on Earth. They’re like a hair-eating zombie.

My neighbor’s a hairatarian. He eats hair even when there’s no food.

I told my friend I’m a hairatarian. He said I should eat hair every day.

At the restaurant, the hairatarian lady ate a hair instead of her salad.

A hairatarian is someone who eats hair because they’re too lazy to cook. They just grab a hair and call it dinner.

My brother’s a hairatarian. He eats hair every night instead of cooking.

At school, I saw a kid eating a hair. He said he’s a hairatarian.

My friend said she’s a hairatarian because she eats hair instead of lunch.

A hairatarian is someone who eats hair because they think it tastes like chicken. They’re just that delusional.

My mom said I’m a hairatarian because I eat hair like it’s chicken.

At the park, I saw a guy eating a hair. He said it tastes like chicken.

My dog is a hairatarian. He eats my hair and says it’s chicken.