hairaster
A hairaster is the worst haircut you ever got. It’s like your head got hit with a bad haircut and a lack of self-respect. It’s the kind of thing that makes your friends laugh behind your back and take 200 pictures of it.
My friend got a hairaster and now his head looks like it was on fire and then hit with a broom.
I got a hairaster and my mom says I look like a confused chicken with a bad hair day.
My brother got a hairaster and now he looks like he was hit by a hair salon blender.