hairaster

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A hairaster is a terrible haircut that looks like it was done by a blind raccoon with a broken comb. It happens when you trust a rookie barber or you try to be cool and end up looking like a lost sock.

My barber asked if I wanted layers. I said yes. Now I look like a melted ice cream cone.

I tried to be edgy and got a fade. Now my head looks like it was attacked by a buzzcut zombie.

I woke up late, grabbed a pair of scissors, and now my hair looks like it was chopped by a maniac.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairaster is the worst haircut you ever got. It’s like your head got hit with a bad haircut and a lack of self-respect. It’s the kind of thing that makes your friends laugh behind your back and take 200 pictures of it.

My friend got a hairaster and now his head looks like it was on fire and then hit with a broom.

I got a hairaster and my mom says I look like a confused chicken with a bad hair day.

My brother got a hairaster and now he looks like he was hit by a hair salon blender.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairaster is a haircut so bad it should have its own Instagram page. It’s the kind of thing that makes you wish you had a bald head instead of this disaster on top of it.

My cousin got a hairaster and now his hair looks like it was taken from a dog that lost a bet.

I got a hairaster and now I look like a confused potato with a bad hair day.

My friend got a hairaster and now his head looks like it was attacked by a hairbrush with a grudge.

by Slangipedia 2d ago