HAIRANOID
You're so worried about losing your hair that you think your head is going bald in the middle of a sandwich. You freak out every time a hair gets stuck in your coffee. You're so obsessed with your wig that you check it in the mirror every time you poop.
I lost one hair and I'm already crying in the shower.
My wig looks fine, but I still think it's going to fall off during my Zoom call.
I checked my head six times in the bathroom mirror because I thought I had a bald spot.