HAIRANOID

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You're so worried about losing your hair that you think your head is going bald in the middle of a sandwich. You freak out every time a hair gets stuck in your coffee. You're so obsessed with your wig that you check it in the mirror every time you poop.

I lost one hair and I'm already crying in the shower.

My wig looks fine, but I still think it's going to fall off during my Zoom call.

I checked my head six times in the bathroom mirror because I thought I had a bald spot.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You're so crazy about your hair that you think every stray hair is a sign of the apocalypse. You're terrified your weave is going to slide off in the middle of a fight. You swear your wig is plotting against you.

My hair is fine, but I still feel like I'm going to be discovered by my boss.

I lost a hair in my soup and now I think my whole head is going to fall off.

I swear my wig is trying to escape during my morning commute.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You're so obsessed with your hair that you're ready to scream if a single strand goes missing. You think your toupee is going to be exposed in the middle of a movie. You’re so paranoid that you check your head before you open your mouth.

I had a full head of hair, and now I'm checking my head every time I walk into a room.

I think my wig is going to fall off during my lunch break.

I checked my head three times before I answered my phone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago