Hairajuana
When your weed is so gunked up it grabs any hair it touches and won’t let go, like it’s got a hair addiction.
I tried to pick up my weed and it grabbed my eyebrow and I had to pluck it free.
My cat stepped on my weed and now it has fur and it’s like a hairy weed monster.
I dropped my weed on my leg and now it’s got my leg hair stuck to it like a hairy spider.