Hairajuana

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When your weed is so sticky it grabs every hair in sight like it's a hair thief with a grudge.
My dog walked through my weed and now it’s covered in fur and looks like a mop.
I dropped my weed on the floor and now it’s got my eyelashes stuck to it like a glue trap.
My weed picked up my beard and now it’s like a hairy weed monster.
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When your weed is so gunked up it grabs any hair it touches and won’t let go, like it’s got a hair addiction.
I tried to pick up my weed and it grabbed my eyebrow and I had to pluck it free.
My cat stepped on my weed and now it has fur and it’s like a hairy weed monster.
I dropped my weed on my leg and now it’s got my leg hair stuck to it like a hairy spider.
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When your weed is so sticky it grabs any hair it touches and won’t let go, like it’s got a hair obsession.
I tried to pick up my weed and it grabbed my chin and now I look like a hairy weed freak.
My dog walked through my weed and now it’s got fur and it looks like a hairy weed monster.
I dropped my weed on my arm and now it’s got my arm hair stuck to it like a hairy weed monster.
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When your weed is so sticky it grabs any hair in its path like it’s a hairy weed villain with a mission.
My weed grabbed my hair and now it looks like a hairy weed villain.
I dropped my weed on my floor and now it has my hair stuck to it like a hairy weed monster.
My weed grabbed my beard and now it looks like a hairy weed villain with a beard.
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When your weed is so sticky it grabs any hair it touches and won’t let go, like it’s got a hair problem and it’s not letting go.
I dropped my weed on my leg and now it’s got my leg hair stuck to it like a hairy weed monster.
My cat walked through my weed and now it’s got fur and it looks like a hairy weed monster.
I tried to pick up my weed and it grabbed my face and now I look like a hairy weed freak.
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When your weed is so sticky it grabs any hair it touches like it’s a hairy weed monster with a hair obsession.
My weed grabbed my hair and now I look like a hairy weed monster with a hair obsession.
I dropped my weed on the floor and now it’s got my hair stuck to it like a hairy weed monster.
My dog walked through my weed and now it’s got fur and it looks like a hairy weed monster.
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