Hair way to heaven
A guy’s chest or stomach gets shaved into a straight line, and it’s like he’s got a ticket to heaven written on his body.
My cousin’s got a hair way to heaven so straight, it’s like he got a personal invite from the holy f***ing f***-up.
That guy’s got a hair way to heaven so smooth, it’s like he’s been polished by a f***ing angel.
My neighbor’s hair way to heaven is so clean, it’s like he’s been blessed by a f***ing saint.