Hair way to heaven

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A line of baldness from a guy’s chest or gut that looks like a highway to the sky, but it’s more like a path to a holy f***ing f***-up.

My dad’s got a hair way to heaven so bad, I swear he’s gonna get picked up by a angel and tossed outta heaven.

That guy’s got a hair way to heaven so clean, it’s like he’s been blessed by a bald saint.

My brother’s hair way to heaven is so good, it’s like he’s got a direct line to the holy f***ing sky.

A guy’s chest or stomach gets shaved into a straight line, and it’s like he’s got a ticket to heaven written on his body.

My cousin’s got a hair way to heaven so straight, it’s like he got a personal invite from the holy f***ing f***-up.

That guy’s got a hair way to heaven so smooth, it’s like he’s been polished by a f***ing angel.

My neighbor’s hair way to heaven is so clean, it’s like he’s been blessed by a f***ing saint.

When a guy shaves his chest or gut into a straight line, and it’s like heaven’s got a new highway built just for him.

My friend’s got a hair way to heaven so good, it’s like heaven’s got a personal f***ing lane just for him.

That dude’s hair way to heaven is so f***ing clean, it’s like he’s got a direct ticket to the holy f***ing f***-up.

My brother’s hair way to heaven is so straight, it’s like it was built by a f***ing angel.