hair-trigger shitter - A hair-trigger shitter doesn't suffer through craps like Cli

A hair-trigger shitter doesn't suffer through craps like Clinton or Randy. They just let it rip and keep moving like they're not even there.

I went in the bathroom and came out like I just finished a marathon.

I had to go so bad I used my phone as a distraction while I went.

I went in the bathroom and my coworker heard me and started laughing.