hair-trigger shitter

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You know you're a hair-trigger shitter when you drop the bomb and bolt before the toilet even stops bubbling. No drama. No pain. Just pure, unrelenting pooper power.

I had to go so bad I left a trail of poop on the floor.

I went in the bathroom and came out 30 seconds later like nothing happened.

I sat on the toilet for 10 seconds and then ran out like I was on fire.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hair-trigger shitter doesn't suffer through craps like Clinton or Randy. They just let it rip and keep moving like they're not even there.

I went in the bathroom and came out like I just finished a marathon.

I had to go so bad I used my phone as a distraction while I went.

I went in the bathroom and my coworker heard me and started laughing.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're a hair-trigger shitter if you're done with your crap before the toilet finishes its job. No wait. No hesitation. Just a swift and brutal release.

I went in the bathroom and came out before my friend even got there.

I went in the bathroom and my boss heard me and started laughing.

I had to go so bad I used my hand to wipe as I ran out.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hair-trigger shitters don’t waste time. They just go in, drop the bomb, and come out like they were never there. No mess. No drama. Just raw, unfiltered poop power.

I went in the bathroom and came out like I just finished a race.

I had to go so bad I used my phone to distract me while I went.

I went in the bathroom and my mom heard me and started laughing.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're a hair-trigger shitter if you're done before the toilet even gets started. No waiting. No thinking. Just a quick and dirty release.

I went in the bathroom and came out like I was never there.

I had to go so bad I used my hand to wipe as I ran out.

I went in the bathroom and my friend heard me and started laughing.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hair-trigger shitter doesn’t even bother with the usual crap battles. They just let it all out in one go and move on like it never happened.

I went in the bathroom and came out like I just finished a workout.

I had to go so bad I used my phone to distract me while I went.

I went in the bathroom and my dad heard me and started laughing.

by Slangipedia 2d ago