hair slayer
A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist who makes your hair look so good it makes your face look like it was never there. They also think they invented hair, which is annoying.
My hair looked like a dog’s tail after the Hair Slayer touched it.
She said my hair was 'a masterpiece', I just threw up in my mouth.
He walked in and said, 'I’m here to slay your hair.' I said, 'I’m here to slay your life.'