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A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist who makes your hair look so good it makes your face look like it was never there. They also think they invented hair, which is annoying.
My hair looked like a dog’s tail after the Hair Slayer touched it.
She said my hair was 'a masterpiece', I just threw up in my mouth.
He walked in and said, 'I’m here to slay your hair.' I said, 'I’m here to slay your life.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Hair Slayer is someone who cuts your hair so good it makes your ex jealous. They also talk too much and think they're the best.
My Hair Slayer said my hair looked like a unicorn. I said, 'I’m not a unicorn, I’m a disappointment.'
She gave me a fade and now my head looks like a donut. I hate her.
He cut my hair so good I got a compliment from my mom. That’s the worst thing that can happen to me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist who makes your hair look like it was done by a god. They also think they're the only person who can do hair.
After my Hair Slayer did my hair, I looked like a celebrity. Then I realized I still had a job.
She said my hair was 'fire.' I said, 'I’m not fire, I’m a charcoal briquette.'
He did my hair so good I got a text from my ex. I threw my phone out the window.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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