Hair Penis
When a man gets jealous of another man’s hairy junk and wishes he had a bush like a wild animal.
He’s so jealous of my dad’s hairy penis, he’s been shaving his legs for months.
He’s like a man who wants to go back to the jungle and live with monkeys.
He says he’s ‘going native’ and won’t shave again until he has a hairy penis like a wild man.