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A woman’s pubic hair glued into a fake penis shape for lesbian fun. It’s like a hairy meatloaf made by a drunk glue factory.

My sister’s hair penis is so fake, it looks like it came out of a hair gel commercial.

She used hot glue and a lot of hair to make it look real.

It’s so bad, her boyfriend called it a 'hair meat disaster.'

The thick, wild hair that covers a man’s junk like a hairy prison for his private parts.

My uncle’s hair penis is so thick, it looks like a jungle grew on his crotch.

He hasn’t shaved in months, and it’s like a hairy storm.

It’s so wild, it looks like it was made by a raccoon with a hairbrush.

What happens when your brother’s penis gets stuck in a tube of hair gel and you try to copy it.

My brother’s hair penis is so fake, it smells like old hair gel and regret.

He tried to stick his hand in it and came out with hair everywhere.

It’s so bad, my mom thinks he got a second job at the hair salon.

When a man gets jealous of another man’s hairy junk and wishes he had a bush like a wild animal.

He’s so jealous of my dad’s hairy penis, he’s been shaving his legs for months.

He’s like a man who wants to go back to the jungle and live with monkeys.

He says he’s ‘going native’ and won’t shave again until he has a hairy penis like a wild man.

When a guy has no hair on his penis, it’s like a bald spot on a meatball.

Ryan’s penis is so bald, it looks like he got a hair transplant from a goat.

He tried to grow hair on it, but it just looked like a failed experiment.

His hair penis is so bad, it’s like he used a hair dryer and it just didn’t work.

A penis made totally of hair, like a hairy meatball that’s just covered in hair.

It looks like someone took a hairbrush and glued it to a meatball.

He tried to make it look real, but it’s just a hair-filled meatball.

It’s so hairy, it looks like a bear ate his penis and didn’t chew it.