hair helmut
A hair piece so bad, it looks like it was installed by a person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘hair.’
My uncle’s hair helmut is so bad, it looks like it was glued on by a drunk squirrel.
She walked in with a hair helmut so bad, it made my dog bark.
My brother’s hair helmut is so fake, it’s like it was stolen from a wig shop that just got robbed.