hair helmut

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A head accessory that looks like it was glued on by a drunk monkey after a hair disaster.

My cousin’s hair helmut looks like a raccoon tried to start a fire on his head.

She showed up to the party with a hair helmut so bad, I thought she had a toupee and a bad attitude.

My mom’s hair helmut is so fake, it’s like it was stolen from a taxidermy shop.

A fake hair mess that makes your head look like it was hit by a hair dryer and a bad idea.

He wore his hair helmut to the gym, and the weights looked jealous.

My friend’s hair helmut is so bad, it could start a trend.

My neighbor’s hair helmut is so fake, it’s like it was made by a kid with a glue stick.

A hair piece so bad, it looks like it was installed by a person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘hair.’

My uncle’s hair helmut is so bad, it looks like it was glued on by a drunk squirrel.

She walked in with a hair helmut so bad, it made my dog bark.

My brother’s hair helmut is so fake, it’s like it was stolen from a wig shop that just got robbed.

A hair piece that looks like it was put on by a person who hates their natural hair and also hates their life.

My teacher’s hair helmut is so bad, it made the chalkboard cry.

He showed up to work with a hair helmut so bad, the boss gave him a warning.

My sister’s hair helmut is so fake, it looks like it was made by a hairless cat.

A fake hair mess that looks like it was stuck on your head by a person who has no idea what ‘style’ means.

My dad’s hair helmut is so bad, it looks like it was glued on by a robot with a hair dryer.

She showed up to the concert with a hair helmut so bad, the crowd started a chant.

My cousin’s hair helmut is so fake, it looks like it was stolen from a wig that got fired.

A hair piece that looks like it was stuck on your head by someone who’s never had a good hair day in their life.

My mom’s hair helmut is so bad, it looks like it was made by a hairless raccoon.

He wore his hair helmut to the movie, and the characters looked confused.

My brother’s hair helmut is so fake, it’s like it was stolen from a hair salon that just got a bad review.