Hair Guitar - Messing with your junk like it's a toy and you're trying to

Messing with your junk like it's a toy and you're trying to impress a kid.

I was eating a taco and my privates decided to do a dance party.

My friend asked why I was poking myself and I said 'it's a hobby.'

I did the hair guitar in front of my mom and she said I was a disgrace.