Hair Guitar

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Messing with your junk like it's a toy and you're trying to impress a kid.

I was eating a taco and my privates decided to do a dance party.

My friend asked why I was poking myself and I said 'it's a hobby.'

I did the hair guitar in front of my mom and she said I was a disgrace.

Smacking the tiny sailor off his boat so he can't keep rowing.

He got knocked out mid-row and floated away like a sad duck.

I did the hair guitar and my buddy fell off the couch.

The little man was rowing proudly until I hit him with a sock.