Hair Diaper - This is when your hair is so long it looks like it's been gr

This is when your hair is so long it looks like it's been growing since the dinosaurs died and it's just one big line from your head to your butt.

My hair diaper is so long I can tie it around my waist and still have hair to brush my teeth with.

My brother’s hair diaper is so long it’s like a rug that’s also a toilet seat.

I tried to do a headstand and my hair diaper got stuck in the ceiling.