Hair Diaper

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It's like a FURBURGER but with so much hair you could use it as a blanket and still have enough left to wipe your ass with.

My cousin's hair diaper is so thick I swear it has its own ZIP CODE.

I tried to wear a FURBURGER to school, but my hair diaper is a full-blown HOLIDAY.

My mom says my hair diaper is so big it could hide a whole bag of Cheetos.

This is when your hair is so long it looks like it's been growing since the dinosaurs died and it's just one big line from your head to your butt.

My hair diaper is so long I can tie it around my waist and still have hair to brush my teeth with.

My brother’s hair diaper is so long it’s like a rug that’s also a toilet seat.

I tried to do a headstand and my hair diaper got stuck in the ceiling.