hair-dew - the look you get when your hair is all over the place and yo

the look you get when your hair is all over the place and you’re too lazy to fix it

My hair-dew is so bad I think my head is trying to escape.

I walked into class with my hair-dew and the teacher asked if I had a cow in my head.

My hair-dew is so wild it looks like a tornado hit my head.