hair-dew

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the way your hair hangs like a wet mop on your head after you took a shower and forgot to dry it

My hair-dew is so heavy it looks like I got hit by a mop.

I came out of the shower and my hair-dew was so bad I looked like a drowned raccoon.

My hair-dew is so thick it’s like my head is a swamp.

the look you get when your hair is all over the place and you’re too lazy to fix it

My hair-dew is so bad I think my head is trying to escape.

I walked into class with my hair-dew and the teacher asked if I had a cow in my head.

My hair-dew is so wild it looks like a tornado hit my head.

the way your hair looks when it’s all over your face and you look like a confused animal

My hair-dew is so bad I look like a confused raccoon with a hat.

I got my hair-dew so bad my mom said I looked like a wet dog that lost its tail.

My hair-dew is so wild I think my head is going to explode.