hair bra
A 'hair bra' is when a girl covers her boobs with her hair and acts like it’s the most normal thing in the world, even though it’s not.
She did it in front of the whole class and said, 'This is just my morning routine.'
Her friend asked, 'Are you trying to get in trouble?' and she said, 'I’m just being myself.'
She did it in the cafeteria and got a free lunch for the rest of the week.