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A 'hair bra' is when a girl uses her hair like a bra to hide her boobs so no one can see her pebbles. It’s like a fancy hair flip with a side of shame.
She flipped her hair over her chest in class, and the teacher asked if she was trying to start a fire.
During the gym class, she pulled her hair over her breasts and said, 'This is my superpower.'
She walked into the cafeteria like that and got three thumbs up from the lunch ladies.
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A 'hair bra' happens when a girl shoves her hair over her tits like it’s a bra, just to make people stare and laugh.
He saw her do it in the hallway and said, 'You’re like a walking joke.'
She did it in front of the whole class and yelled, 'I’m showing you my secret weapon!'
Her friend tried to copy her and ended up looking like a confused chicken.
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A 'hair bra' is when a girl uses her hair to cover her boobs so she looks like a confused animal that’s hiding from the world.
She did it during the movie and the whole class started whispering about her.
She told her friend, 'I’m doing this because my real bra is at home.'
He took a picture of her and sent it to the whole school.
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A 'hair bra' is when a girl decides her hair is the only thing that can hold up her boobs, and she’s not sorry about it.
She did it in front of the principal and said, 'I’m not afraid of you.'
She told her friend, 'This is my daily fashion statement.'
Her teacher gave her a detention for it and said, 'You’re too much.'
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A 'hair bra' is when a girl uses her hair like a bra to cover her boobs, and it’s the worst thing ever, but also the best.
She did it during the test and got three people distracted.
Her friend asked, 'Why would you do that?' and she said, 'Because I can.'
She did it in the hallway and got a standing ovation from the janitor.
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A 'hair bra' is when a girl covers her boobs with her hair and acts like it’s the most normal thing in the world, even though it’s not.
She did it in front of the whole class and said, 'This is just my morning routine.'
Her friend asked, 'Are you trying to get in trouble?' and she said, 'I’m just being myself.'
She did it in the cafeteria and got a free lunch for the rest of the week.
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