Hailey Cozens
Hailey Cozens is a hoe who asks you dumb questions and expects you to take them seriously. She’s also the kind of person who checks on you like you’re her kid.
Hailey: Are you okay? Me: I just woke up. Hailey: I’m still checking on you.
Hailey: Would you still be my friend if I had no fingers? Me: No. Hailey: That’s not even a real question.
Hailey: Are you even breathing? Me: I just texted you. Hailey: I’m still worried.