Hailey Cozens

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Hailey Cozens is the best hoe you’ll ever meet. She’ll ask you stupid questions and expect you to answer them like they’re life or death.
Hailey: Would you still be my friend if I had no toes? Damien: No. Corrie: Yes? What? Hailey: I’m confused why you’re confused.
Hailey: Are you even alive? Me: I just texted you. Hailey: I’m still confused.
Hailey: Would you still be my friend if I had no nose? Me: No. Hailey: That’s not even fair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailey Cozens is a hoe who asks you dumb questions and expects you to take them seriously. She’s also the kind of person who checks on you like you’re her kid.
Hailey: Are you okay? Me: I just woke up. Hailey: I’m still checking on you.
Hailey: Would you still be my friend if I had no fingers? Me: No. Hailey: That’s not even a real question.
Hailey: Are you even breathing? Me: I just texted you. Hailey: I’m still worried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailey Cozens is a hoe who will ask you the dumbest questions and expect you to answer them. She’s the kind of person who checks on you like you’re her pet.
Hailey: Would you still be my friend if I had no ears? Me: No. Hailey: That’s not even a real question.
Hailey: Are you okay? Me: I’m fine. Hailey: I’m still checking on you.
Hailey: Are you even alive? Me: I just texted you. Hailey: I’m still worried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailey Cozens is a hoe who asks you the stupidest questions and expects you to answer them like they’re the most important thing in the world. She checks on you like you’re her kid.
Hailey: Would you still be my friend if I had no mouth? Me: No. Hailey: That’s not even a real question.
Hailey: Are you okay? Me: I’m fine. Hailey: I’m still checking on you.
Hailey: Are you even breathing? Me: I just texted you. Hailey: I’m still worried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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