Hailed Out - So broken down you could use it as a doorstop and a punchbag

So broken down you could use it as a doorstop and a punchbag at the same time.

That old couch was hailed out. It had more holes than a cheese grater.

My dog was hailed out after chasing three squirrels. He looked like he’d been run over by a pizza truck.

The phone was hailed out. It only worked if you yelled at it.