Haiku anarchist
A haiku poet who thinks rules are for sissies. They break the syllable count and laugh in the face of tradition. They’re called 'Un-haiku' and are very annoying.
I wrote a haiku about my lunch. It had 21 syllables. That’s a flex.
I wrote a haiku. Then I added a swear word and a joke. Now it’s a haiku-attack.
My haiku had 5 syllables. I added a swear word. Now it’s a haiku-nap.