Haiku anarchist

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A poet who writes haiku but then goes full rebel and ruins it on purpose. They call it 'Un-haiku' and think they’re cool for being a total mess.
My haiku is 17 syllables. I added a swear word. Now it’s Un-haiku.
I wrote a haiku about my dog. Then I made it rhyme. Sparkmanism is real.
I wrote a haiku. Then I added a paragraph. It’s now a haiku-asteroid.
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A haiku poet who thinks rules are for sissies. They break the syllable count and laugh in the face of tradition. They’re called 'Un-haiku' and are very annoying.
I wrote a haiku about my lunch. It had 21 syllables. That’s a flex.
I wrote a haiku. Then I added a swear word and a joke. Now it’s a haiku-attack.
My haiku had 5 syllables. I added a swear word. Now it’s a haiku-nap.
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A person who writes haiku but then messes it up so bad it’s not even haiku anymore. They call it 'Un-haiku' and act like it’s a big deal.
I wrote a haiku. Then I added a swear word and a joke. Now it’s a haiku-tornado.
I wrote a haiku about my mom. Then I made it rhyme. Sparkmanism is here.
My haiku was perfect. Then I added a swear word. Now it’s a haiku-fail.
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