Haijfhbejfkmel - a fake calm that only works if you’re not being yelled at ri

a fake calm that only works if you’re not being yelled at right now

I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my dad yelled at me. He yelled at me even harder.

I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my dog bit my brother. He still bit my brother.

I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my mom screamed. She screamed even louder.