Haijfhbejfkmel

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a weird way to calm your brain and get extra motivation before you explode
I tried Haijfhbejfkmel before my math test. I got a 100 and then yelled at my dog.
My teacher said I was doing Haijfhbejfkmel during lunch. I just said 'whatever' and ate my whole sandwich.
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my mom screamed at me. I got a 95 on my science test and now she’s screaming at my brother.
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a fancy way to sit quietly and pretend you’re not a total mess inside
I sat in the corner doing Haijfhbejfkmel while my friend fell out of the tree.
I did Haijfhbejfkmel during the principal’s speech. He didn’t notice. My friend did.
I tried Haijfhbejfkmel before my brother ate my homework. I got a D and now he’s eating my lunch.
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when you take deep breaths and hope no one notices you’re a disaster
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my mom walked in. She said I looked like a sad potato.
I did Haijfhbejfkmel in the hallway. My friend thought I was being dramatic. I was.
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a fake calm that only works if you’re not being yelled at right now
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my dad yelled at me. He yelled at me even harder.
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my dog bit my brother. He still bit my brother.
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my mom screamed. She screamed even louder.
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when you breathe in peace and hope your brain doesn’t betray you
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my math test. I got a B and my brain ran away.
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my brother bit my dog. My brain screamed at me.
I did Haijfhbejfkmel before my mom yelled. My brain yelled back.
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