hahkien
A hahkien is a total legend who treats girls like royalty. He might cuss at you but still loves you like a brother. And yeah, he’s got a dick so big it could make a dragon blush.
My cousin is a hahkien. He called my mom a 'fart-scented donkey' but still bought me a cake.
That guy in class is a hahkien. He said my math test was 'worse than my aunt’s cooking' but still helped me cheat.
My dad is a hahkien. He yelled at me for spilling soup but still gave me extra allowance.