hahkien

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A hahkien is a total legend who treats girls like royalty. He might cuss at you but still loves you like a brother. And yeah, he’s got a dick so big it could make a dragon blush.

My cousin is a hahkien. He called my mom a 'fart-scented donkey' but still bought me a cake.

That guy in class is a hahkien. He said my math test was 'worse than my aunt’s cooking' but still helped me cheat.

My dad is a hahkien. He yelled at me for spilling soup but still gave me extra allowance.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hahkien is someone who’s always smiling like a fool but also knows how to make people cry. They don’t care what you say about them. And let’s just say, they’ve got a member so big it could beat a donkey at a drinking contest.

My friend is a hahkien. Everyone said he was a 'chicken with no bones' but he still won the talent show.

My neighbor is a hahkien. He called my dog a 'fart-smelling sock' but still gave him a treat.

My brother is a hahkien. Everyone said he was 'worse than my grandma's singing' but he still won the race.

by Slangipedia 3d ago