Hagrid
When you finish giving someone a BJ and then spit on their back so they think you’re done, only for you to finish in their face and yell, "Congratulations Harry! You're going to Hogwarts!"
He spit on her back and then finished in her face like it was a surprise.
He said, "Congratulations Harry! You're going to Hogwarts!" and walked off like he was Hagrid.
He finished in her face and then went to get a butterbeer.