Hagrid

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A guy who blurts out the most important secret at the worst possible time, especially when he’s drunk out of his mind.
My buddy Hagrid told the whole bar my ex was cheating on me while I was still talking to her.
He spilled the plan to rob the bank right before the cops showed up.
He told my mom I was adopted during her birthday party.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A mountain of pubic hair so wild it looks like it was grown by a beast from a fairy tale.
His bush was so thick, it looked like a forest.
He had a wild jungle growing down there, and it was untamed.
His pubes were so crazy, it looked like he hadn’t shaved since the 70s.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you finish giving someone a BJ and then spit on their back so they think you’re done, only for you to finish in their face and yell, "Congratulations Harry! You're going to Hogwarts!"
He spit on her back and then finished in her face like it was a surprise.
He said, "Congratulations Harry! You're going to Hogwarts!" and walked off like he was Hagrid.
He finished in her face and then went to get a butterbeer.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A huge, fat woman who looks like Hagrid and has a magical pussy that makes guys fall for her.
She made out with five guys at once and they all wanted to bang her.
She used her magical pussy to lure in my cousin.
She looked like a giant walking out of a fairy tale and had a magical vibe.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A huge, ugly guy with long hair, a beard, and clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.
He looked like he came straight out of a fairy tale and was covered in dirt.
He had a beard so long, it looked like a curtain.
He wore clothes that looked like they hadn’t been washed in years.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you’re giving someone a BJ and their pubic hair gets stuck in your mouth and you can’t breathe.
His pubic hair got stuck in my mouth and I couldn’t breathe for 10 minutes.
I was giving her a BJ and her bush got stuck in my mouth like a trap.
His bush got stuck in my mouth and I had to pull it out like it was a snake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A smelly, fat woman who eats too much and should be thrown into a lake of crisps and let drown.
She eats so much, she should be put in a lake of crisps and let die.
She smells like a garbage can and eats like a pig.
She should be buried in crisps and let rot forever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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