Hagqueefa - The most embarrassing kind of old woman. She’s a hag, a quee

The most embarrassing kind of old woman. She’s a hag, a queef, and still thinks she’s a pop star. That’s Hagqueefa.

My grandma’s Hagqueefa phase is why she still wears a bra on her head.

That lady at the park did the 'Like a Virgin' dance in front of a bunch of kids.

My uncle’s wife tried to become Hagqueefa after she got a nose job.