Hagqueefa

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A grumpy old lady who still thinks she's a pop star. She’s like a queef from a 50-year-old hag.

My mom’s a Hagqueefa. She still dances to 'Like a Virgin' in her pajamas.

That lady at the grocery store yelled 'Hello, hello, hello!' at me like it was a concert.

My aunt tried to rebrand herself as Hagqueefa after her husband left her.

The worst kind of old woman who thinks she can still be cool. Combine a hag and a queef, and you get Hagqueefa.

My grandma calls herself Hagqueefa because she still wears neon pants.

That lady at the mall tried to tell me she knew Madonna personally.

My neighbor wears a wig and calls herself Hagqueefa. I think she’s mad at the universe.

A hag who still thinks she’s a pop star. She’s like a queef that never stopped being annoying.

My cousin says she’s a Hagqueefa because she still sings in the shower.

That lady at the gym wears a tutu and calls herself Hagqueefa.

My mom’s best friend tried to start a band called Hagqueefa. It failed.

A hag with a queef problem who thinks she’s still a pop star. That’s Hagqueefa.

My aunt says she’s a Hagqueefa because she still does the cha-cha.

That lady at the restaurant screamed 'Vogue!' at the waiter like it was a song.

My cousin’s Hagqueefa phase lasted three days and a lot of glitter.

The most embarrassing kind of old woman. She’s a hag, a queef, and still thinks she’s a pop star. That’s Hagqueefa.

My grandma’s Hagqueefa phase is why she still wears a bra on her head.

That lady at the park did the 'Like a Virgin' dance in front of a bunch of kids.

My uncle’s wife tried to become Hagqueefa after she got a nose job.