haging wi - a tiny blonde beast that chews on hair and does cartwheels.

a tiny blonde beast that chews on hair and does cartwheels. if you don’t know the mating calls, it’ll beat the hell out of you.

my sister saw a haging wi and screamed. it kicked her. i laughed.

i tried to flirt with a haging wi. it kicked me. i got a bruise.

a haging wi walked into my house. i said the mating calls. it left.