haging wi

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a tiny blonde furball that loves to snipe human hair and do stupid cartwheels while putting on stupid makeup. if you don’t shout the right mating calls, it’ll kick your ass.

i walked into a salon and a haging wi bit my hair. i screamed. the stylist laughed.

my dog saw a haging wi and started barking like it was a monster.

i tried to pet a haging wi. it kicked me. i cried.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

a tiny blonde beast that chews on hair and does cartwheels. if you don’t know the mating calls, it’ll beat the hell out of you.

my sister saw a haging wi and screamed. it kicked her. i laughed.

i tried to flirt with a haging wi. it kicked me. i got a bruise.

a haging wi walked into my house. i said the mating calls. it left.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

a tiny blonde hair-eater that does cartwheels and wears makeup like it’s a job. if you don’t yell the right calls, it’ll kick you so hard you’ll cry.

i saw a haging wi at the mall. i screamed. it kicked me. i got a free ice cream.

my friend tried to pet a haging wi. it kicked him. he cried like a baby.

a haging wi walked into my classroom. i yelled the calls. it left.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago