haggler
A smug old man who bargains his way into every single fuck he gets, and he does it four times every hour.
"I’ll take you for $5 if you promise to stay for 10 minutes.", A haggler at the bar
"I’ve got 20 minutes, and I’ll take you for $2.", A haggler at the club
"I’ll haggle you for every single fuck.", A haggler at the restaurant