hagglemuffin
A prostitute who’s too busy haggling over muffins to actually do the job.
"She’s not a prostitute. She’s a hagglemuffin with a side of drama."
"I asked for a muffin. She asked for $10. I told her I’d pay $5 if she gave me a sandwich."
"That hagglemuffin tried to charge me $10 for a muffin. I said no way."