hagglemuffin

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A street walker who’ll sell you a muffin for a dollar and then rip you off for a sandwich.

"I’ll give you the muffin for a buck, but that coffee? That’s $5."

"You think I’m a hagglemuffin? I’m a hagglemuffin with a side of drama."

"She asked for $10 for the muffin. I told her I’d pay $5 if she gave me a sandwich."

A hooker who thinks she’s the queen of the bakery because she knows the price of a muffin.

"I’m not a hooker. I’m a muffin connoisseur."

"She said she’d give me a muffin for $3, but I knew it was $5."

"That hagglemuffin tried to sell me a muffin for $10. I told her I’d pay $5 if she gave me a sandwich."

A prostitute who’s too busy haggling over muffins to actually do the job.

"She’s not a prostitute. She’s a hagglemuffin with a side of drama."

"I asked for a muffin. She asked for $10. I told her I’d pay $5 if she gave me a sandwich."

"That hagglemuffin tried to charge me $10 for a muffin. I said no way."