hagglemuffin
A hooker who thinks she’s the queen of the bakery because she knows the price of a muffin.
"I’m not a hooker. I’m a muffin connoisseur."
"She said she’d give me a muffin for $3, but I knew it was $5."
"That hagglemuffin tried to sell me a muffin for $10. I told her I’d pay $5 if she gave me a sandwich."