hagglefuck
A hagglefuck is like a broken toilet. They don’t pick the best person. They just pick the most drunk, the most smelly, and hope nobody notices.
My neighbor dated a hagglefuck. Now he’s the one who smells like a garbage can at a church picnic.
My friend had a fling with a hagglefuck. Now she’s known as the ‘trailer park tramp’ at every party.
My mom married a hagglefuck. Now she’s stuck with a man who thinks ketchup is a breakfast food.