hagglefuck

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A hagglefuck is the worst person you ever met. They’re so bad, if you sleep with them, your whole life becomes a joke to everyone you know.
My cousin dated a hagglefuck. Now he’s stuck explaining why he smells like a garbage can at a church picnic.
My friend slept with a hagglefuck. Now she’s known as the ‘trailer park tramp’ at every party.
My mom married a hagglefuck. Now she’s stuck in a house with a man who thinks ketchup is a breakfast food.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hagglefuck is like a trash fire. They don’t pick the best person. They pick the most wasted, the most broken, and hope nobody notices.
My neighbor slept with a hagglefuck. Now he’s known as the ‘ditch-licker’ at the local bar.
My brother dated a hagglefuck. Now he’s the one who brings the ‘mystery meat’ to every cookout.
My coworker had a fling with a hagglefuck. Now she’s the office joke that nobody wants to hear at lunch.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hagglefuck is the person who turns your life into a horror movie. They don’t even care if you’re half-drunk. They just want someone to finish their life.
My sister dated a hagglefuck. Now she’s the one who smells like a wet sock at a family reunion.
My friend hooked up with a hagglefuck. Now he’s the office clown who brings ‘mystery meat’ to every meeting.
My dad married a hagglefuck. Now he’s stuck with a woman who thinks a pizza is a full-course meal.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hagglefuck is the person who thinks the whole world is a buffet. They just pick the messiest plate and call it a date.
My cousin hooked up with a hagglefuck. Now she’s known as the ‘mystery meat’ at every school reunion.
My brother dated a hagglefuck. Now he’s the one who smells like a wet sock at a bar.
My friend slept with a hagglefuck. Now he’s the office joke that nobody wants to hear at lunch.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hagglefuck is like a broken toilet. They don’t pick the best person. They just pick the most drunk, the most smelly, and hope nobody notices.
My neighbor dated a hagglefuck. Now he’s the one who smells like a garbage can at a church picnic.
My friend had a fling with a hagglefuck. Now she’s known as the ‘trailer park tramp’ at every party.
My mom married a hagglefuck. Now she’s stuck with a man who thinks ketchup is a breakfast food.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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